The Lounge

Everyone welcome!

have fun and be careful...don't let "THAT" happen to you again!!!! and if it does, we want pictures!

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So I just arrived at my desk and there is a sticky note on my chair saying "U R CUTE!"  Real mature i.m.o.  Just tell me you like my outfit or something when you see me walking down the hall... instead you have to leave a sticky note on my chair.  hmm... I work with a lot of women, 5 or 6 of which are very attractive, but I'm pretty sure I'm the youngest full-time employee here.

was there a box that you could check yes or no if you liked them too???  That is so funny!

Just let everyone in your office know that you already have a hareem and they need to get in the back of the line

Keep us posted!

HA! that is hilarious. immature or not you can't pretend it didn't brighten up your morning!

wish there were some attractive...or even sort of attractive guys in my office. doh.

there are 4 women, 21 men in our office...when I was hired I was told that they were NOT politically correct at all...dirty jokes abound (not toward us...but in general) and that it was basically a boys club.  Sounds like the place for me!  We have a blast! 

1 woman is even more flirty then me so it gets fun at times, granted she is quick to say how UNOFTEN she gets laid and how OFTEN I do, but

...at least 1 friday a month we even shut down and have happy hour...a few of the guys have full bars in their office! 

on the 14th they are talking us to a Philly's game and will give us each 10 dollars to buy drinks.  gotta love my job.

Hahaha I wish we had a bar in my office!  My old boss (he left the firm last summer and moved to another state) was the coolest/funniest guy I've ever met.  I would hang out in his office 1-2 hours a day and I really enjoyed the job.  Now he is gone and most of the guys here are very P.C.

I haven't got any theories on who it could be.  There is an older woman (no idea her age but she has a 19y.o. daughter) who always smiles at me in the hallways.  There are two or three ladies I wouldn't mind it being...  Most of the unattractive women here are married so that's good.

 Most of the unattractive women here are married so that's good.

Because I know that married women NEVER flirt   How'd you like that pic I sent you????????

chances are there are a few who conspired to do it together. this sounds like the kid of thing a couple girls would think up so they could get together and giggle about it.

girl one: "OMG he is so cute! i'm gonna put this sticky on his chair"

girl two: "OMG you totally should!"

cue giggling

dude. an older woman wouldn't do something that silly. just sayin'.

Jules is right, you are the ONLY one who doesn't know who did it.

Welcome Kathy!!!

there is so little fun at my office. occasionally we'll have an event and they'll bring in fancy hors d'ouevres and a bar tender and we'll stand around having very civilized cocktails.

i guess that's one thing i miss about working the front desk. the whole job is basically flirting with business men. and cute UPS guys, and bike messengers etc.

Every single woman in the office is older than me by 2-25 years.

I figured there would be 2-3 woman who knew about it...

So... how is work today everyone?  Happy Friday!

there are definitely some younger guys and girls here, but none of them are cute.

work today would be better if i didn't just realize i screwed something up! oops. but it's friday!

Fridays are usually laid back here...one by one they all take off to play golf or go to the shore.  If you haven't noticed, I basically get paid to just sit here, play with you and answer the phone...occationally do a project or two.  Funny thing is, the woman who had this job before me never could keep up.  I have TONS of free time...I am AMAZING!

i get out at 4 or 4:30 today cause it's summer friday, unfortunately the people in my department seem to love being here and never care that they are here way later than they should be. i swear to god some of them would live here if they could.  

The guys here work late too, they talk to people all over the globe so they need to call at thier time zones.  I although am out of here as soon as possible...the second my phone turns to "night" I am OUT THE DOOR

 

i'm always done when it's time to leave, but i don't want to be the only person in the department who bolts the second the clock hits 5:30. luckily, our new guy totally does that so i just leave a few minutes after him!