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HAAAhaha dave!

The release is necessitated by hormones, not by an excess of baby batter building up.

I only ever had wet dreams when I wasn't doing it regularly...

Wait, back up though.

Are you considering a vasectomy?  Is that why you're worried about gaining weight due to crazy sperm production?

Be careful, I really might fall in love with you.

First off... I will NEVER have a vasectomy.  I'd rather pay for the morning after pill if B.C. and the withdrawal method fails (which I'm very good at).  Second of all, I'm not having any children... I plan to adopt.  So, if you want to fall for me, you have to take the bad with the good ; )

but if you are with a girl on BC, you won't know it failed until it's too late

The withdrawal method sucks.  So anticlimactic

Hee hee.  You'd rather pay for the morning after pill?

What makes you think I don't already have Plan B in the bathroom drawer?  hahaha

you can't tell a difference after a V...everything looks exactly the same...same color, amount, taste and texture.  All you get is FREEDOM.  And for 2 days life really will revolve around your winkie!

Withdrawl is horrible for the woman...I can't stand it!   I totally agree!

 

i don't think it's so horrible. i'm usually all done by that point though haha

it just take 1 of those little buggers to make a baby...there is enough on the tip to do the job...

oh i know, i've NEVER just relied on that. back when i was on the pill i was too paranoid even still

Bob has had a V and I have had the lining of my uterus burned off and I STILL worry about getting preggo.  Not enough to use a condom, but I am convinced at least 3x a year that I am pregnant

after having spent a weekend with four young kids, i am SO sure i'm not ready for any in the near future.

they USUALLY come one at a time and it really is different when they are your own.  you will know if and when you are ready...unless it's an OOPs and then there is often a grace and that baby becomes the greatest blessing

 

Having 4 at a time would be more efficient.

unless they had 4 fathers

good point. 

No babies for me.  Nope Nope Nope.

but they are so cute and needy.

spending the weekend with four little kids also made me realize how much i can't wait to have them one day.

the parents of the kids were so cool. they were awesome parents, but once the kids went to bed, we all had a blast. i was expecting being in a house with 4 kids under the age of 5 (3 of em boys) to suck, but they were awesome.